hatingongodot:

Read the rumor that Chris Pratt is accepting voice work bc he’s unvaccinated and can’t get in-person gigs, and you know what? I’m a truther now. This is my flat earth. This is my conspiracy theory I wholeheartedly accept

He could post a video of himself getting vaccinated and flash his vaccination card on camera and I’d still be like, this is clearly CGI. Look at the way the needle clips through his skin. Fake news.

spockcoded:

spending my formative years irreparably pickling my brain in the internet soup was truly honestly sincerely 100% worth it Just to see nov 5th & the subsequent fallout go down in real time. top 10 cultural touchstones for terminally online little weirdos

quasi-normalcy:

highly-radioactive-nerd:

caffeinatedstarship:

caffeinatedstarship:

there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in “Dracula” do not know that they are characters in “Dracula.” 

“The people in the village are warning me about a local legend called a ‘vampire’. How quaint. When I meet Count Dracula I shall have to ask him if he knows more about this peculiar superstition.”

“I never drink…. Wine…”

Some guy in 1893 reading Dracula for the first time: Huh.. What a strange fellow…why doesn’t he drink wine?

Me, reading in a time where Dracula is the most instantly recognizable villain in pop culture: LOL HE SURE DONT

It’s why all modern adaptations of Dracula just make him as hammy and scenery chewing as possible; because it’s not like we’re in suspense.

pirategf:

remember to leave cookies and a glass of milk for the destiel bloggers tonight

arunima:

catgirl-rose:

ramblewriter:

tygale:

targuzzler:

tilthat:

TIL lobsters do not die due to aging. They become stronger and more fertile with age due to the presence of enzyme telomerase which tepairs DNA sequence.

via reddit.com

you’re telling me, if left unharmed, lobsters survive the ravages of time and gain progressively more fuck power as it goes on

Everyone in the comments saying the lobsters do die from becoming too large to move or eat, but that triggers the fucked up mad scientist in my brain. If we maintained a lobster in space, removing weight as a component, and fed it nutrient slurry removing starvation as a component, HOW BIG AND IMMOBILE COULD WE MAKE A CRUSTACEAN? could we make a lobster with enough mass it could develop gravity? And have it be alive? A lot to think about.

I forgot the name of the project, but it’s important to me that you know that’s a real project. It’s already in progress.